Joke #5506

How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
Vote: has 65.16 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Vote: has 17.80 % from 53 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
Q: How does a blonde order a root beer? A: Extra large, hold the roots.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
Vote: has 39.47 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
Vote: has 70.40 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, blonde, math
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
Vote: has 73.52 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car." "Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice. About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?" "No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
Vote: has 50.45 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats".
Vote: has 74.97 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, work
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? A: She drowned during the wave.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: athlete, blonde, fat, stupid