Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
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A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach.
Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff."
So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away.
Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away.
Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"
She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus?
A: She took the Q22 twice.
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks “Why in the world are you dressed like this?“
The Cowboy says, “Well it’s like this Sheriff… I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motorhome with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants…so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts… so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town, cowboy..' and here I am.”
Son of a Gun, Blond men do exist.
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say?
‘Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?’
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes
A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.