Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door.
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "O.K., "What's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg? Nothing, they’ve never met!
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four.