Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
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What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door.
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A: Married.
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "O.K., "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?
Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg?
Nothing, they’ve never met!
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade four.