Joke #4899

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
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Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.
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There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second. When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
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Q: If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? A: The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
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What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
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A blonde goes to an international message center to call her mother. When the man tells her it will be $300, she exclaims, "I don't have that kind of money, but I'll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother." He tells the blonde to follow him and takes her into a back room. He unzips his pants and takes out his penis. The blonde gets on her knees, brings it toward her mouth and says, "Hello? Mom?"
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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head.
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What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? "There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
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Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
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Two blondes wait at a bus stop. A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry." The other blonde leans inside and asks, "How about ME?"
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