Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.
She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"Why" asks the Blond "Because your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened.
The blonde said that her mother had passed away.
The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left.
The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again.
She asked her why she was crying this time.
"I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!"
Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water?
A: A blonde trying to burn it down
Q: How does a blonde part her hair?
A: By doing the splits.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: She liked kids...