Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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The animals at the zoo feed her.
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Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke?
A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo mama so skinny...
She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Your momma so fat...
When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
