Joke #4953

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”

Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.

Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.

Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.

Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.