Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.