Joke #4953

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.

Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.

Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.

Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.

Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.