Joke #5031

Men are like Bluetooth. When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.

Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.

If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.

Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Warning ladies! Never trust a man who calls you "SEXY". This is why. When he removes the letter 'Y' it means you're down for "SEX". After sex, he will remove the letter "S" and start calling you his "EX".

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half. They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story. Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.

What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."

Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.