What is the shortest mathematicians joke?
Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
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Dear Maths,
Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test.
The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?"
"274," was his reply.
The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"
"Tuesday," replies the second man.
The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?"
"Nine," says the third man.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
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Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Maths is like s*x...
ADD the bed
MINUS the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
The teacher asks a student "If you have $5 and billy takes $3, how much do you have left?"
The student replies "Not enough for fucking lunch and billy ain't gonna have no got damn teeth left stealing my 3 dollars."