What is the shortest mathematicians joke?
Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
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What did one math book say to the other math book?
"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four."
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Teacher: Your behaviour reminds me of square root of 2?
Student: Why?
Teacher: Because its’ completely irrational.