What's small, and red, and full of holes?
A baby on a bed of nails.
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What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree?
1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.
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I am a dog
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up
And give you a shower.
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Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace.
She says to the wolf, "My, what big ears you have!"
The wolf keeps grimacing.
She says, "My, what big eyes you have!"
The wolf grimaces even wider, baring his teeth.
She says, "My, what big teeth you have!"
The wolf finally snaps and says, "F**k off! I'm trying to take a dump."
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Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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On a cold day of January, I went to visit one of my friends in his house; it was snowing and my friend urged me to stay the night with him.
They had only 2 rooms one for themselves and other for their baby; so I suggested to rest in baby' room.
In middle of the night, I need WC which was in the garden and was so difficult for me to go there.
I thought some moments then decided to change my place with the baby.
I did so.
And pissed in the place of baby; when I returned to change again I saw that the baby had shitted in my bed!
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How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school?
I'll see you next period.
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