What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
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Why are old socks good for golf?
Because they have eighteen holes.
The coach says to the boxer encouragement words:
The other one will surely win, but at least look at the cameras and smile...
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump.
My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.
But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.
He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
Two NBA basketball referees were walking through the countryside and they noticed some tracks.
The first said, "Deer tracks?"
"No," replied the second, "Bear tracks."
The conversation ended abruptly when the train hit them.
What is the noisiest game?
Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game?
A:They stay in front of some fans!
Why do orphans like playing tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
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Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A: A baseball bat.
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics?
A: Having two legs.
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It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice.
He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.
He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.
"No" says the neighbor.
"The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man.
"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"
The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me.
I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."