Joke #5202

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
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Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf. Caddy: O! So, he too has played with you?
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Two alpinists on a mountain: One of them falls in a crack, the other jumps at the hole and screams after the other one: Are you hurt? Noooooo! He hears. How come? I’m still fallinnnnnnn!
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