Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?"
Blonde: "I don't know. Why?"
Teller: "It was easier to spell."
Blonde: "Easier than what?"
A blonde desserts her home town out of shame, and colors her hair brown.
She drives past a farm and sees all the sheep.
She goes up to the farmer and ask, "If I guess how many sheep you have can I have one?"
The farmer nodded. She continued. "159" The farmer is surprised. "How did you know?"
"Lucky guess" She grabs one and gets in her car.
The farmer comes up and says, "If I can guess your real hair color can I get my dog back?"
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she was trying to make up her mind.
How do you change a blonde’s mind?
Blow in her ear.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
How does a blond spell farm?
E-I-E-I-O
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
"Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A. She moved.
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....
Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?"
Blonde: "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65."
Cop: "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"
Blonde: "Oh!
Stupid me!
Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on."
At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts.
Cop: "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there?
They're shaking something awful."
Blonde: "Oh... We just got off of highway 119".