Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.