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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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