Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]