Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.