Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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