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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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