Joke #5304

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.

Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.

Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.

Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it. Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar. The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically. "That's amazing," said the bartender. "Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby. "Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."

There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."