Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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