Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.