Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.