Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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