Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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