Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.