Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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