Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.