Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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No Questions asked.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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