Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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