Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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