Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.