Joke #3283

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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