Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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