Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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