Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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