Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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