Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.