Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.