Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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He uses a lion.
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He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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