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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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