Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...