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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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