Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.