Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.