Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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