Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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