Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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