Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.