Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.