Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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