I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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A man returns home and find his wife with his best friend.
He takes out the gun and shoots his friend to death.
His wife: "Listen, if you stay in such character, you will lose all your friends."
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I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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What is the best type of ship?
FRIENDSHIP!
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