I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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On a cold day of January, I went to visit one of my friends in his house; it was snowing and my friend urged me to stay the night with him.
They had only 2 rooms one for themselves and other for their baby; so I suggested to rest in baby' room.
In middle of the night, I need WC which was in the garden and was so difficult for me to go there.
I thought some moments then decided to change my place with the baby.
I did so.
And pissed in the place of baby; when I returned to change again I saw that the baby had shitted in my bed!
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Benefits of having Alzheimer's:
You can wrap your own presents.
You are always meeting new friends.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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