I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Two friends who had not seen each other for awhile met at a bar.
"Hey, your wife just had a birthday recently, didn't she? Did you get her anything special?"
"Yeah, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
"A pair of slippers and a dildo?"
"Yeah, I said 'If you don't like the slippers, you can go fuck yourself.' "
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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