I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.