I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.