I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
