I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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