I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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