I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.