I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.