I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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