I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.