A man and a blonde are at an ATM.
The man says "I know you'r pincode, it's ****" and the blonde says "No it's not! It's 4829!"
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How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
how come blondes don't wear tampons?
so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity?
A: The crayons are still sticky.
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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed?
She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?
A: Put either of 'em in a car and they're fucked.
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened.
The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing!
I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right.
Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left.
Then there was another tree, and another and another ..."
The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."
Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists.
The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad.
Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!"
The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes.
When they realize what has happened, the terrorists come back to where the blonde is still standing.
They raise their rifles, and thinking quickly, the blonde points and yells, "Fire!