Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.