Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.