Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.