Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!