Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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