Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.