Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.