Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.