Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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