Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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