Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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