Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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The result was the Great Depression.
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The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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