Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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