Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.