Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.