Joke #10108

Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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