Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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