Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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