Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.