Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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