Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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