Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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