Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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