Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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