Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.