Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.