Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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