Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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