Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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