Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.