Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.