Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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