Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.