Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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