Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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