Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.