Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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