Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.