Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.