Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.