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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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