Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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