Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is firstname.lastname@example.org
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.