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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it. Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar. The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically. "That's amazing," said the bartender. "Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby. "Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."