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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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