Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.