Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.