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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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