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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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