Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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