Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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