Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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