Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.