Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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