Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.