Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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