Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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