Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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