Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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