Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.