Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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