If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.