If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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