If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.