If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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