If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.