If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.