When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.