When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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