When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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