When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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