When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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