When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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