When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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