When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.