When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.