When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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