When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.