Joke #6983

When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Vote:
has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Vote:
has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Vote:
has 31.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Vote:
has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Vote:
has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Vote:
has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Vote:
has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris