They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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