They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.