They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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