They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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