Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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