Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.