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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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