Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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