Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!