Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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