Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.