Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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