Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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