Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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