Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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