Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.