Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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