Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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