Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.