Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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