Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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