Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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