Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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