Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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