Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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