Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.