Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.