Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.