Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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