Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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