Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.