Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.