Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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