Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.