Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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