Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.