Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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