Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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The president asks Chuck Norris.
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The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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