Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.