Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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