Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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