Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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