Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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