Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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