Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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