Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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