Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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