Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.