Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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