Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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