Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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