Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.