Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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