Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.