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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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