Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.