Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.