Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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