Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.