Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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