Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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