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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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