Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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