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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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