Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.