Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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