Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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