Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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