Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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