Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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