Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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