Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.