Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!