Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.