Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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