Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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