Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
Vote:
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Vote:
There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Vote:
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Vote:
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Vote: