Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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