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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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