Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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