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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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