Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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