Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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