Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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