Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.