Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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