Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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