Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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