Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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