Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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