If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.