If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.