If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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