If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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