If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.