If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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So Justin Bieber was created.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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