If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".