If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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