If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.