If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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