Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.