Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.