Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.