Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.