Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.