Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.