Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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