Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.