Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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