Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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