Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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