Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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