Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
calls.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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