Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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