Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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