Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.