Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.