Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.