Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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