Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Vote:
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Vote:
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Vote:
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Vote:
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Vote:
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Vote:
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
Vote: