Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.