Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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