Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.