Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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