Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.