Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.