Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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