Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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