Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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