Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic