Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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