Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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