Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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