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He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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