Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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