Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.