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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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