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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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