Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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