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By phone.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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