Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.