Joke #6251

Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
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