Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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