Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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