Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.