Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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