Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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