Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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