Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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