Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.