Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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