Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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