Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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