Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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