Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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