Joke #10041

Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
Vote: has 68.56 % from 33 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Vote: has 75.16 % from 87 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Vote: has 72.71 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 85.30 % from 511 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Vote: has 69.96 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris