Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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With his bare hands.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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