Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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