When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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