Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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