Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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