Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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