Joke #6638

Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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