Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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