Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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