Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.