Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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