Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.