Joke #6638

Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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