Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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