Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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