Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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