Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.