Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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