Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.