Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.