Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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