Chuck Norris never bathes.
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The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church.
They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.
The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"
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The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy.
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The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
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