A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom."
The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg."
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra?
A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the shit out of you.
Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?
Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Did you hear about the man who spent too much of his company's money on Viagra?
Now he's hard up.
Ladies and Gentlemen, if there is anybody here who is feeling, worried, nervous or apprehensive it is probably because you just married John.
How are men like noodles?
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?
The hero always gets his man in the end.
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
