Joke #5776

Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.

Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ? A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!

Q:What did the black girl say while having sex? A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.

Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.

My wife and I really love bondage. She loves it because she's a kinky bitch. I love it because I get to gag her for a couple of hours.

A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.

What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!

I could never fight a gay guy. I don't know how to start. "I'm gonna beat your ass... I mean I'm gonna f*ck you up... no, I mean I'm stick my foot so far up your ass.. no, not like that, I mean Fuck you, damn it, I give up

‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’ George Burns

Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex? A: Two of his fingers are clean.

The results of in-depth studies have determined that the most often used sexual position for marriedcouples is the "doggie position". The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.