Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.