Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.