Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.