Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.