Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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