Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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