Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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