Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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