Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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