Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.